Humor for Respite

This was posted on our weight loss support group's latest chat thread. Enjoy.

Bush wanted to use a local church for a photo op.

Bush's advance person said to the pastor, "We will make a $10,000 contribution to your church if, during your introduction of Bush, you say he is a saint." The pastor agreed to do so and accepted the $10,000 contribution. When the pastor introduced Bush before a nationally televised audience, the pastor said: "George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and nitwit. He stole the 2000 election. He has polarized the country. He has politicized science. He lied about his military record. He invaded a country for oil and had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'

He continues to blur the line between church and state. Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his administration. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known. But, compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint.