vervain13 | Comic Relief

Thank you all who have shown support in the most recent posts. This little gem came via email from a friend who isn't even aware of what's going on or how beneficial his message is. Enjoy.

> CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
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> SCHIZOPHRENIA:
> Do You Hear What I Hear?
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> MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> We Three Kings Disoriented Are
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> DEMENTIA:
> I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
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> NARCISTIC:
> Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
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> MANIC:
> Deck the Halls and Walls and
> House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
> Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks
> and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .
>
> PARANOID:
> Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
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> BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
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> PERSONALITY DISORDER:
> You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
> I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
>
> OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells . . .